All right, it took me two weeks, but Scuttle v1.0.0 is now live. I think it’s pretty easy to use, and it’s very lightweight. The full README is over at github, of course, but it basically works as I outlined in the project introduction. No one really needed a new unit test framework, but I wrote one anyway, and now I’m going to use it in subsequent projects as often as I can.
I hope other people also find it useful!